we don’t really have a plan

Most people just say “goodnight.” My mother and I have this conversation before bed:

Mom: If the sirens go off in the night wake us up and we’ll do something.

Me: What will we do?

Mom: We’ll go in the downstairs closet but we have to move the vaccuum cleaner and those old coats.

Here’s my business plan. Keep your rummage sale stock in your storm shelter. It might save your life, or it might disappear. Either way you have a clean closet.

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