Are you ready?

First, I’d like to apologize up front to the blogger I stole this picture from but it’s brilliant and I had to have it.
Many of you know what’s going on in this picture but for those of you who don’t, it’s the Rapture. This is the period of time right before Jesus returns when all true believers are spontaneously carried up to heaven, leaving the rest of the heathens behind to suffer the tribulation.  This is not intended to be a Bible lesson so you may need to employ Google or Wikipedia (or the Bible) for further explanation. Hint: Read the entire book of Revelation, it’s awesome.
I had a GI Joe action figure that looked exactly like the Brawny guy in this photo. We used to play Fight Club in the bathtub with my Star Trek dolls and GI Joe always won because let’s face it, he was the Chuck Norris of action figures.  Don’t judge. 
Anyway, we also see fighter jets, a bunch of people in cubicles, the Twin Towers, an Egyptian bird thing, a Nazi bird thing, an American bird thing, a skull and crossbones, what looks like the Library of Congress on fire, a group of ninja turtles in the bottom corner, and a scary gargoyle devil-face thing. On the other side we have a waterfall and some angels.  I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be a pessimist but my money is on the ninja turtles and that gay Paul Bunion guy. He looks like a badass.
And in case all of this is making you nervous, I came across this website so you can feel secure that your pets are taken care of.


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