If I don’t wake up
I have to keep this short because I need to create a protective circle around my house before it get’s too dark.
I saw this doll on my walk and here’s what I think happened.
It escaped from under little Suzie’s bed and is hiding by the drainpipe around the corner, waiting patiently, hungrily, for nightfall when it will go on some sort of spree.
I believe it will come for me first because I took its picture and I’m mocking it on the Internet. It knows that inside I’m really terrified and probably won’t sleep until it’s at the bottom of the river but it has its own murderous destiny to fulfill, like it or not.
So I read somewhere that evil can’t cross over a salt barrier and for now that’s my plan. I’m going to pour salt around the perimeter and sit on the steps with a bat and a large sack (with a rock in the bottom so it will sink faster) and I’ll report back in the morning.
If you don’t hear from me, call the police.